Obama's Answering Machine

Top 10 Messages on Barack Obama's Answering Machine
Care of David Letterman

10. Hi it's Eliot Spitzer. Lets get some girls and celebrate!

9. John MccCain here. I... oh crap I forgot why I called...

8. Hi this is Al Gore. Don't make the same mistake I did and win the popular vote.

7. It's John McCain again... what is this, some kind of machine that answers the phone??

6. This is John Kerry: are you interested in a subscription to Sports Illustrated?

5. You've just made a powerful enemy of the panstsuit manufacturers of America!

4. Hi it's Randy Jackson, your last speech? A little pitchy, dawg.

3. No number three--writer stuck on plane with Scott McClellen.

2. This is Hillary calling; I'm still prepared to offer you the vice-president position.

1. Oprah here. I helped you get the nomination. Now will you help me get rid of Dr Phil?

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